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Movies with Mano: Monsturd
Dec 29th
I’ve made December a type of unofficial horror movie review month. So, while writing this Monsturd review, I decided that it would be awesome if during this final week of December, I decided to give you one last article on horror flicks while we head into 2010, with my 10 favorite horror flicks of all time. This is set to be published on New Year’s Eve so keep an eye out. Without further ado, though…I give you the review of the no-budget 4321 Productions introduction: Monsturd.
What do you get when you combine two guys, a movie pitch about a killer piece of feces, and an endless supply of crap jokes and puns? What happens when you give this movie no money backing? Well, first of all, you get a movie which could primarily end up as its beast does at the end of the flick. However, does Monsturd deliver where other horror movies have failed? Read this review to find out.
Filmed in a course of two years by writer/directors Dan West and Rick Popko, Monsturd stands out from the masses of other horror movies that the audience has encountered in the past. Where really horrible movies try to take a serious approach with their off the wall creatures, Monsturd knows that it’s going to end up being a joke horror flick, and embraces the nature. Opening with a scene filled with rain, a doll house, and toy truck intended to be our storyteller’s humble abode, the audience is given prior knowledge that the movie had little to no budget backing. By the end of the movie, it seems that this could be easily mistaken as a college student’s final for a film class.
However, with no budget and a free cast, Monsturd delivers really well. With a somewhat comedic story and pun-filled script, the movie progresses through its eighty minutes quite well. At some points, the audience will question why they’re wasting their time with a movie about killer dookie and want to turn it off, but the comical seriousness of the film will have them captivated until the end credits roll.
So what about the story? Monsturd surrounds a serial killer named Jack Schmidt (played by Brad Dosland) who escapes prison and is chased into the sewer, only to fall into Dr. Stern’s strange acid that was dumped only a few hours before. Jack is seemingly disintegrated and left for dead by the police. However, there were particles of feces in the acid which bonded with Schmidt’s DNA to make a giant killer number 2. The story gets more farfetched from there, going through some mediocre character developments and comical situations, and leading to a hilarious final confrontation between the people of Butte County and our killer colon cannonball.
Though the film has no financial backing or acting talent, and West and Popko have no cinematic experience, Monsturd delivers as a comedic effort. Unfortunately, if you’re not someone who can sit through a poorly made movie and have the patience to appreciate what was put into the flick, this movie wouldn’t be recommended. In fact, if you aren’t a film student, I wouldn’t recommend this movie to you. However, this isn’t about what you’ll think of the flick.
So, in closing, I give Monsturd 7 black bananas out of 10.
Final Verdict:
7/10
Movies With Mano: Joy Ride 2
Dec 20th
In 2001, Clay Tarver and J.J. Abrams teamed up with John Dahl to invent a monumental horror flick. Starring Steve Zahn, Paul Walker, and the beautiful Leelee Sobieski, Joy Ride took off, and set itself as one of the last amazing horror movies to be made. Unfortunately, every horror movie has a potential sequel. Joy Ride was no different. In 2008, Bats director Louis Morneau teamed up with James Robert Johnston and Bennett Yellin to bring Rusty Nail, our antagonizing trucker back to life.
There are many things I can say about this movie that I say about a lot of other horror movies. Fortunately for Morneau and crew, it would not be that this one is a waste of time, although I can’t say the movie was much more than mediocre. The script was well done, and the cinematography was far from disappointing. The direction itself was amazing with the budget that the crew was given. However, these things are only the foundation of a movie; the real test is in the execution.
Nicki Aycox picks up the role of Melissa, a young woman thrown into a horrible situation after her fiancé, Bobby (played by Nick Zano) is kidnapped by trucker Rusty Nail (portrayed by Mark Gibbon). Together, Melissa, her sister Kayla (Laura Jordan) and Kayla’s MySpace lover Nik (Kyle Schmid) must complete objectives given by the seemingly omnipotent trucker in hopes of saving Bobby.
The story pans out really nice, flowing smoothly and keeping the attention of the viewer. However, fans of the horror genre in general will find themselves staring down clichés from numerous other films, and will be guessing the progression of the story with ease about the time the one hour mark rolls around. As I said, the story is good, however, Johnston and Yellin went way off course with this movie. Where the majority of Joy Ride (Roadkill in some countries) took place with full speed, adrenaline-inducing car chase scenes, its sequel moves slower, and the only scene that catches the predecessor’s feel is incredibly short.
The character development in the film is good in some aspects. We begin to see an evil side to Melissa as the story unfolds, and our bad boy Nik begins to crumble near the end of the film. Unfortunately, for fans of Joy Ride, Rusty Nail has changed. There are scenes where he goes as far as torturing two of our main characters, where in the previous film, he had a Lecterian character about him, making it all a game. This literally killed the movie for me, and is bad on our script writers, who should have taken the mentality of our antagonist into mind when thinking of scenes like this.
Overall, Joy Ride 2 is a film worth watching on a rainy day. The casting was superb, the story itself unfolded well and was easy to watch, and the cinematography was up there with some of the better movies of this decade. Unfortunately, its lack of closure and character development stunts what could possibly be an unbelievable film. This movie isn’t a waste of time, but I’d suggest saving it for a rainy day.
The Verdict:
5/10